Erk. Part 1

"EEEEERRRRRKKKKKKKKKK"

It's what I wanna scream to the world, sadly my mouth fails me.

I'm tired.

Absolutely knackered.

This is the first time I've ever only slept for 9 hours in 2 days. Sure that may not be a biggy for some people. But I'm not 'some' people. I'm a guy who's unfit (for the moment), likes to SLEEP, likes to feel NORMAL, and stuff. jkjsaldkjaslk.

Woops.

The other day I met my friend A.J. He's been my Best Friend and basically has been my Brother since we first met. How did we meet?. I'll leave that to some other time. Let's just say it was through a common enemy. Like attracts Like after all.

Cept I'm cooler. lol jokes.

Anyways.

I SIDETRACKED DIDN'T I! OMG.

Alright back to the story. I met up with A.J and was introduced to his girlfriend. A sweet girl called D. She was very nice and very composed in a way, and I knew that she was definitely meant for him. Lucky guy. I'm so happy for him.

Anyways. (second time i know, thank gawd this isn't an english essay omg im sidetracking)

Met up with them, we watched the movie, "The day the world stood still" starring Keanu Reeves and a hot actress. ahhh she was hawt. We went to the Gardens and got ourselves the Premiere seat. Most bloody comfortable cinema seats I've ever been to. When the movie finished and we were out of there, we decided to go for drinks with his friends. We first went back to my place to pick up some stuff. Then we went to A.J's house and picked up a couple of his friends. They were nice blokes. One was easy to talk too. The other wasn't. He just kept talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and okay i'll stop. But yeah, that's how it was like. MY GAWD.

So after drinks, we were back at his friend's place. I called a good friend of mine. Turned out she was. Online. Shopping. LOL. It amused me. What else that amused me was the fact that I heard her say " I'm SOPPING " instead of " I'm SHOPPING". So you could probably imagine my natural reaction to it.

" What :| "

lol.

So my buddy and I stayed at his friend's place and we talked for AGES. Well. I guess to be more correct, he and his friend talked a lot more. I was just sitting there. Looking at the fishes. "Man, those fishes are HUGE". I was going to ask the guy about wether those fishes were Koy fishes. But I mean, how rude would it be to suddenly interrupt a "serious" conversation about, "If you were diagnosed with a certain disease, and you had the choice of choosing two new doctors, one whom has a tattoo, or one who is clean shaven, and looks professional?

I kinda wanted to say, 'Who the Fark cares. I'd choose any as long as they're a doctor who at least could explain to me what's going on with my disease or something". But yet again, I was too tired to really bother to say that long line of words. So I just stared away at the fish while my two rather drunk buddies talked about more doctors stuff which didn't really interest me.

If you stare at the fishes long enough and then quickly closed your eyes, you'd see them. LOL jokes.
But try it. lol

"We'll only be here for a bit."-A.J
"Okay", I foolishly and firmly believed to only be about an hour or so by my definition of .. "a bit".

5 FARKIN HOURS LATER.

Whilst I stared at the fishpond, I made a personal note to always ask A.J about certain things. Just to make sure. And I swear that big fish just winked at me. TIRED MUCH? yeah. I was.

He snapped me out of my rather strange mix of a trance/boredom, as he said rather loudly ... "Okay Bro, let's go"

"YAY OMG FINALLY YOU DUR HEAD"
Well, that's what I would have said. But all I did was nod.

Went back to his place, I was led to his sister's room (who's rather pretty, sadly she's in America now) and I made a HILLARIOUSSSSSS comment.

"Finally, I get to sleep in your sisters bed."

I lmao'd (laughed my ass off'd) and he kinda had a mix reaction to it.

He kinda ... lol'd but also kinda went f u at the same time.

I should ask him how he did it.

So I slept in his sister's TINY bed. Only slept for 4 hours. Dreamt of something but I could not remember what it was. I think I dreamt of sleeping. Twas comforting.

And when I awoke, it was 10'ish. I sat there on his sister's bed, and I kinda zoned out. I don't know how I did it but I managed to waste one hour just by staring at the floor. Intriguing.

Did all the necessities within the morning, woke Andrew up finally after many failed attempts within 2 hours. (5 text messages 3-4 missed calls).

Who'd have thought that all that i needed to do was to KNOCK.

grah.

Got ready for the party that was within an hour's time already. Got there.

PART 2 of Erk will be back to you by tomorrow.