My letter to the people who made maths and chemistry.

Okay, today I went to my friend's university, and I snucked into her lectures with her. It was a chemistry and maths lecture, and it bored me greatly. I was also quite tired since I woke up early in the morning just for this special event. And because of being both bored and tired... I decided to write a hate letter to the people who made maths and chemistry, and * i assume, knowingly* made it into a subject.

First one I wrote was at the Chemistry lecture.



Dear Person who made chemistry a subject by creating it,

I would first like to make this clear. I hate you. By hate, I mean, I despise you and your very existence. Sure, maybe without chemistry, this world would never know the taste of chocolate, refined white sugar, or slurpee.

BUT, it's because of YOU that this world is heading towards it's inevitable destruction. Chemistry has allowed man to access a whole new era of technology. This knowledge, which has obviously been abused by mankind, created the things which are destroying humans today. It helped create biochemical weapons, automated weapons and explosives, monkeys and McDonalds.

I blame YOU, Mr.Person who made Chemistry a subject by creating it, for this world's destruction. For the modern wars that occur, for the Agent Orange chemical weapon, and for the increased rate of obesity occuring in this world.

You may have just raised your eyebrow to the 'obesity' statement and queried what I am going on about. I'll tell you why I said it. It's because of YOU and Chemistry that people made it possible to create fast food chains. KFC, Hungry Jacks, Red rooster and the worst of them all, McDonalds. Because of this, the world is now under attack by these major fast food companies. Humans of this age have no where to hide from them. They're EVERYWHERE because of YOU, I mean, there's one in my bloody back yard. Soon, I fear, this world will be replaced with f.. obese people. The major fast food chain companies will each take control of our continents and name it under themselves. *Eg, Macdronia*. Soon ... our television programs will be replaced with never ending fast food ads.

And soon, this world will die, because of your FRIGGIN curiousity.

You bastard.


Yours truly, Nikolai.

PS: The sulfur song SUCKS. * people who do not know this song, just google/youtube it*

( People, this is just a joke letter, and please don't get offended with the whole 'obese' thing, it's just a joke. lol)
( I acknowledge that all those fast food chains i mentioned are copyrighted. *just in case*)








Now, I wrote this when i was in the maths lecture, I wasn't as tired so my writing was a bit less .. passionate. lol.




Dear Person who made maths and knowingly made it into a subject,

You must be a really sad, lonely and sadistic person. What the hell is wrong with you!? Did your parents leave you in the basement because you loved numbers? I'm sure they did.

Look, even if that didn't happen, I'm sure that there is no reason that you, or anyone in the world, will make up or even devise maths.

What's that you say? Math's explains things and gives everything reason? Here's what I have to say to you.

*Please look behind this paper* ( I wrote this on paper, so imagine you just flipped the paper .. or not)

(Now, imagine GIANT Capital letters consisting of W, T and F. Then imagine little words on the side of it, "is wrong with you".)

Now that I have released that from my system, I'm going to describe the horrible consequences that your stupid Math has brought upon this world.

Maths is the leading cause for the phenomena of mass student and animal suicide. Those poor piggies... (okay, i was still kinda tired).

Also, it gave rise to theories and formulas that have no relevance in our life, whatsoever. Right now, there is this scottish/irish/I DON'T F*ING care, lecturer, who's talking about two boxes that has a line in it, and then adding CRAP to it. (Box plots, and this was true, the guy is irish).

He's talking about how that you can compare the average mean, median and mode between these two .... BOXES!!.

Are you happy with yourself? You've made life so complicated now.

You've made me, and many people, incredibly sad.

Nowadays, I look at my ice cream, and think to myself, "Oh my, the degrees in this is totally wrong. It doesn't follow the quadratic formula rule ( i wrote up the formula here, but it was wrong.. lol), those bastards!!"

See how sad I've become.

Your's sincerely,
Nikolai.